Optimize your strategy for practical dating success.

DEAR HORTENSE

Stop Spiraling + Date with Strategy

  • A digital star chart showing constellations over a dark background.

    Astro Profile Reading

    Key aspects of your birth chart + body graph are read to optimize your personal fulfillment, energetic alignment + dating strategy.

  • A circular plot resembling a star chart or constellation map with numerous dots connected by lines, set against a light purple background.

    Strategy Session

    Your full Astro profile from your birth chart and body+ body graph are applied to re-life coaching strategies. My clients have a 97% success rate.

  • Line drawing of three tarot cards on a light green background. The cards are labeled "The Sun," "The Moon," and "The Tower."

    Tarot + Oracle Readings

    Ask me anything + uncover the energetics that are currently at play. You already know the answer, but the tarot will offer validation + a strategic course of action.

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DEAR HORTENSE SHADOW SILHOUETTE

Decode the energetic patterns that keep you stuck in situationships, spirals + spiritual gaslighting.

There is nothing to fix, only something to reveal.

You are not broken.
You are becoming yourself.

MERCURY RETROGRADE DATING GUIDE

There is nothing to fear with Mercury Retrograde. It is the time to optimize your superpower.

  • “I came into my reading confused about my situationship & left with clarity I didn't know I needed. Hortense guided me towards my own alignment with compassion & wisdom. I've never felt so seen. I finally know who I am in love & who I am calling in.”

    Maya

  • “Dear Hortense made the darkest parts of love + dating fun + relatable while giving me a deliberate strategy to guide + soothe me through the process. Without her, I never would have manifested my now fiancé, literally the hottest feminist cutie (& a lawyer at that).”

    Julie

  • “Working with Dear Hortense changed the way I approach relationships forever. This is soul transforming shadow work, that actually works! The emotional support, magic tools + cosmic strategy has made me feel powerful + peaceful at the same time.”

    Kayla

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