When You are Done with the Same Old Spiral

DEAR HORTENSE

Stop Spiraling

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    Astro Profile Reading

    Key aspects of your birth chart + body graph are read to optimize your personal fulfillment, energetic alignment + dating strategy.

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    Coaching Strategy + Astro Profile Reading

    Your full Astro profile from your birth chart and body+ body graph are applied to re-life coaching strategies. My clients have a 97% success rate.

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    Tarot + Oracle Readings

    Ask me anything + uncover the energetics that are currently at play. You already know the answer, but the tarot will offer validation + a strategic course of action.

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DEAR HORTENSE SHADOW SILHOUETTE

Decode the energetic patterns that keep you stuck in situationships, spirals + spiritual gaslighting.

There is nothing to fix, only something to reveal.

You are not broken.
You are becoming yourself.

Survive the hardest part + jump timelines to the life you deserve.

  • “I came into my reading confused about my situationship & left with clarity I didn't know I needed. Hortense guided me towards my own alignment with compassion & wisdom. I've never felt so seen. I finally know who I am in love & who I am calling in.”

    Maya

  • “Dear Hortense made the darkest parts of love + dating fun + relatable while giving me a deliberate strategy to guide + soothe me through the process. Without her, I never would have manifested my now fiancé, literally the hottest feminist cutie (& a lawyer at that).”

    Julie

  • “Working with Dear Hortense changed the way I approach relationships forever. This is soul transforming shadow work, that actually works! The emotional support, magic tools + cosmic strategy has made me feel powerful + peaceful at the same time.”

    Kayla